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Running on Jewish Guilt and Caffeine Coffee Mug

$19.95
For the overthinkers, multitaskers, and caffeine-dependent members of the tribe — this mug gets it. “Running on Jewish Guilt & Caffeine” is the daily truth in bold, burgundy text, designed...
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Running on Jewish Guilt and Challah Coffee Mug

$19.95
If your mornings (or High Holiday prep) are fueled by equal parts guilt and carbs, this is your mug. Featuring the phrase “Running on Jewish Guilt & Challah” in bold,...
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Running on Jewish Guilt and Challah Dish Towel

$19.95 – $34.95
If your holiday prep runs on caffeine, guilt, and carbs... welcome to the tribe. This modern waffle weave dish towel reads “Running on Jewish Guilt & Challah” in a bold,...
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Running on Jewish Guilt and Cold Brew Coffee Mug

$19.95
Cold brew season meets Jewish guilt in this hilariously relatable mug that hits just right. Whether you're deep in teshuvah or just trying to survive preschool drop-off, this one’s for...
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Running on Jewish Guilt and Cold Brew Cozy Roundneck Sweatshirt

Running on Jewish Guilt and Cold Brew Cozy Roundneck Sweatshirt

$44.95
Running on Jewish guilt and cold brew? Same. This cozy unisex sweatshirt is perfect for Jewish moms, caffeine queens, and anyone who knows the power of a strong brew and...
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Running on Jewish Guilt and Cold Brew High Holidays T-Shirt

Running on Jewish Guilt and Cold Brew High Holidays T-Shirt

$29.95
For the Jewish girlies powered by caffeine and generational guilt—this one’s for you. Our Running on Jewish Guilt & Cold Brew tee is soft, comfy, and made for everyday wear....
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Running on Jewish Guilt Glass Can Cup - Challah, Cold Brew, or Caffeine

$19.95
Whether you're surviving Shabbat prep or school drop-off, these glass can cups bring the energy (and the neurosis). Choose from three versions of this modern Jewish guilt anthem — Challah,...
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Running on Jewish Guilt Navy Glass Can Cup

$19.95
Whether you're surviving Shabbat prep or school drop-off, these glass can cups bring the energy (and the neurosis). Choose from three versions of this modern Jewish guilt anthem — Challah,...
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Running on Jewish Guilt Oversized Tote Bag – Challah, Caffeine, or Cold Brew

$24.95
When you're carrying generations of expectations (and snacks), you need a bag that can keep up. These oversized canvas totes are made for schlepping—with a wink. Choose from three Jewish...
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A white enamel coffee mug with navy blue text reading 'Running on Jewish Guilt & caffeine' sits on a marble kitchen counter surrounded by lifestyle props including a brown leather tote bag, sunglasses, keys, a notebook, and a smartphone.

Running on Jewish Guilt Stainless Steel Mug and Lid

$24.95
This mug says what we’re all thinking — whether you’re running on carbs, caffeine, or centuries of cultural pressure. Choose from Running on Jewish Guilt & Challah, Cold Brew, or...
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Running on Jewish Guilt Zippered Pouch - Caffeine, Cold Brew, Challah

$19.95
Running on Jewish guilt and... something else entirely? Whether it’s your daily caffeine hit, a cold brew obsession, or a carb-fueled challah moment, this trio of zippered pouches has you...
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Wake the F*ck Up Whistle Keychain, Emergency Alert Whistle, Backpack Noisemaker, Protection for Jewish College Students, Back to School Salt and Sparkle

Safety Whistle Keychain

$19.95 – $24.95
Whether you want to tell people to wake the fuck up literally or figuratively, or you want to give them a big fuck you from this Jew - we got...
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